Hahaha I can't help but to laugh at this. How on earth does the idea to use gorilla glue even pop onto someone's head? No pun intended.

This is going to be an epic thread. I love crazy stories like this. Just waiting for my favorite head line "Florida man" to pop up. If the headline has those two words in it, it's gonna be good!

Not news but the first time I used Great Stuff spray insulation.....it came with a pair of Nitrile gloves in the cap...~35 years ago. I threw them away with the cap and spread the spray insulation with my hands.....I went to wash it off....no deal. 2-2.5 weeks later it all wore off. I wonder what those gloves were for? That stuff would put some body in your hair!

Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A Kentucky animal shelter is raising funds by offering jilted lovers the chance to have cats do their business on the names of their exes.

The Lexington Humane Society said donors can pay $10 to get some "retripootion" for their broken hearts by having their ex's names inscribed on the inside of litter boxes to be used by the shelter's cats.

"Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex," the shelter said in a Facebook post. "Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1."

The "Dumps for the Dumped" promotion ends Feb. 12, but the litter boxes will remain in place until Feb. 15 to ensure they get plenty of use on Valentine's Day.

I know what Forest Gump would say.

tune into Marty and McGee on espnradio
Saturday morning at 945 when they do Hillbilly Headlines and then Google stories

my favorite from last week

Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 for ride home, deputies say

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox13news.com/news/man-with-florida-tattoo-on-forehead-arrested-for-calling-911-for-ride-home-deputies-say.amp

my favorite Hillbilly Headline

A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the animal's pen to retrieve her dog and the camel sat on her, authorities said.

After the dog began interacting with the camel, the couple crawled in to get it, officials said. While inside, the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal, a male dromedary, to get it off of her.

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.html

i havent watched to gorrila glue ladys tik tock video yet, every time i see the thumbnail with her wide eye glare it scares the every living **** out of me and i cant bring myself to press play lol

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This is going to be an epic thread. I love crazy stories like this. Just waiting for my favorite head line "Florida man" to pop up. If the headline has those two words in it, it's gonna be good!

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Florida!!!! Let's go!!!!

did not seem new topic worthy

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Police: Partially clothed woman attacks man with pitchfork

Stafford Sheriff's Maj. Shawn Kimmitz said deputies went to a home in Stafford in response to a report of breaking and entering. He said that a half-naked, muddy woman had knocked down a door and attacked the resident.

Kimmitz said the use of a taser appeared to have no effect, although the woman was eventually subdued. One of the deputies was treated at a hospital for injuries.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/wset.com/amp/news/local/police-partially-clothed-woman-attacks-man-with-pitchfork

Two Pennsylvania men are facing charges after police say they were squirrel hunting while under the influence of a controlled substance.

In addition to the glass pipe, police also found a baggie of marijuana, a box of rolling papers and a baggie of blue pills believed to be over-the-counter medication in Poust's vehicle, which he consented to having searched, the outlet reported.

Police also conducted a field sobriety test on both men and found them to be impaired, resulting in their arrests, WTAJ reported.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston25news.com/news/trending/2-pennsylvania-men-charged-with-hunting-squirrels-while-high/FUPCUFHL7FFFFN5J47ECUJMBMY/%3foutputType=amp

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Police: Partially clothed woman attacks man with pitchfork

Stafford Sheriff's Maj. Shawn Kimmitz said deputies went to a home in Stafford in response to a report of breaking and entering. He said that a half-naked, muddy woman had knocked down a door and attacked the resident.

Kimmitz said the use of a taser appeared to have no effect, although the woman was eventually subdued. One of the deputies was treated at a hospital for injuries.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/wset.com/amp/news/local/police-partially-clothed-woman-attacks-man-with-pitchfork

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That's a rough looking 31 year old heifer right there. Dang..

^
From the Urban Dictionary:

"heifer

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow. "

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This was hilarious

I am trying to process this

NEW: Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during an arson trial was arrested on a cocaine charge

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I am trying to process this

NEW: Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during an arson trial was arrested on a cocaine charge

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That is the thing of legends right there. EPIC!!

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I am trying to process this

NEW: Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during an arson trial was arrested on a cocaine charge

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Florida!!!!!!

All the good stuff happens in Florida!

Police in southern Italy have warned people to stay away from country lanes and keep their pets at home after reports of a black panther that may have escaped from the villa of a mafia boss https://t.co/N5Lh5HY2vQ

What are the odds....

https://www.foxnews.com/us/alaska-woman-outhouse-bear

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What are the odds....

https://www.foxnews.com/us/alaska-woman-outhouse-bear

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Not only do they sht in the woods, they eat sht in the woods as well.

from yesterday's Hillbilly Headlines on Marty and McGee

I did not hear that is was 2016

Florida man threw live gator in Wendy's drive-thru window, police say

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Joshua James, 24, was arrested Monday and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officials say he threw a 3.5-foot alligator through a Palm Beach County Wendy's drive-thru window in October. He's also charged with illegally possessing an alligator and petty theft. Jail records show he was released on $6,000 bail Tuesday. He was ordered to have no contact with animals.

Wildlife officer Nicholas Guerin said in his report that James drove his pickup truck to the window at about 1:20 a.m. Oct. 11. After an employee handed James his drink, he threw the alligator through the window and drove off. No one was hurt. Guerin captured the alligator and released it into the wild. Guerin said James was tracked down through video surveillance and a purchase at a neighboring convenience store.

Guerin wrote that James admitted throwing the alligator in a December interview. He said James told him he had found the alligator on the side of the road and put it in his truck.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.jacksonville.com/article/20160209/NEWS/801242930%3ftemplate=ampart

https://www.cbs17.com/news/local-news/wake-county-news/vehicle-takes-off-and-drags-woman-short-distance/

I heard this advertised on espn Baseball Tonight podcast.

I thought it was a joke
I was wrong

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Wolfer79 said:

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I heard this advertised on espn Baseball Tonight podcast.

I thought it was a joke
I was wrong

https://www.manscaped.com/

Experience The Best Men's Grooming Brand For Below The Waist Hygiene! Everything You Need For A Simple And Effective Manscaping Routine.

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They were playing TV ads over the holidays. Watching my In-laws horrified faces was hilarious

The Lawnmower is a fantastic product. Highly recommended.

Baltimore

Student passes 3 classes in 4 years, ranks near top half of class.

https://foxbaltimore.com/news/project-baltimore/city-student-passes-3-classes-in-four-years-ranks-near-top-half-of-class-with-013-gpa

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Baltimore

Student passes 3 classes in 4 years, ranks near top half of class.

https://foxbaltimore.com/news/project-baltimore/city-student-passes-3-classes-in-four-years-ranks-near-top-half-of-class-with-013-gpa

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"He's a good kid. He didn't deserve that. Where's the mentors? Where is the help for him? I hate that this is happening to my child," said an emotional France."

i like how the mom didnt put any blame on herself. you mean as a mom you didnt see him do homework or ask to see any work he has been doing in school...it always starts at home.

She knew he failed his classes, but he was still advancing to the next grade so he must have been doing well enough. Lol. We should really consider castrating people. Without a doubt, the school system failed the child as well, but the child was 100% failed by a **** mother.