Most of you know Parker's story about how he lost his leg in a boating accident a few years ago. Dude is still on ECU's Baseball roster and got his first ever RBI today. It's probably the best thing I've seen on the interwebs in a long, long time.

I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em.